Make Today Your B*tch Kitchen Towel monopoly or sci-fi nerd

or sci-fi nerd

Measures: 9" x 9" x 19"

Measures: 4" x 9

or used in conjunction with the base game Smash Up

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Make Today Your B*tch Kitchen Towel monopoly or sci-fi nerdYou have to take your life by the ends and keep twisting and twisting until you have that cute little doggy! Just like a balloon animal, you need to make today your bitch! This pun intended dish towel from Twisted Wares is made from 100% flour sack cotton. It measures 26"x26", pre washed, pre shrunk, lint free, and super absorbent. These sarcastic, kinda true, quality tea towels make a perfectly unique gift!