Twisted Wares: Fresh Out of Fucks Tea Towel sleigh from the same hilarious article

from the same hilarious article by Colin Nissan on McSweeney's

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Design area size on 14-count material: 4" x 6

Twisted Wares: Fresh Out of Fucks Tea Towel sleigh from the same hilarious articleMeet the newly Twisted "Fresh out of Fucks" dish towel. This isnt just any dishcloth; its a petal pushing, dirt sucking wonder with next level absorbency soaks up 7x its weight! It's the unique, kitsch must have that dries quickly and brings a smile. Size: 18x24 Designed and Printed in the USA Single Sided Print Made from TruWoven Fiber 100% Recycled Material