[Chorus] And then I'm gonna get a cocktail, vodka and ginger ale Yeah, I'm gonna smoke a cigarette that's nine miles long I'm gonna kiss that pretty girl on the Tilt-a-whirl 'Cause this old man is goin' to town [Verse 2] Then as God as my witness, I'm gettin' back into show business I'm gonna open up a nightclub called The Tree of Forgiveness And forgive everybody ever done me any harm Why, I might even invite a few choice critics, those syphilitic parasitics Buy 'em a pint of Smithwick's and smother 'em with my charm [Chorus] 'Cause then I'm gonna get a cocktail, vodka and ginger ale Yeah I'm gonna smoke a cigarette that's nine miles long I'm gonna kiss that pretty girl on the Tilt-a-whirl Yeah this old man is goin' to town [Verse 3] When I get to heaven, I'm gonna take that wristwatch off my arm What are you gonna do with time after you've bought the farm
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