Ow [Unglued] Rogue Equipment " —Arna Kennerüd

" —Arna Kennerüd

" —Gerrard of the *Weatherlight*

"They say Head Judge Tezzeret will be reviewing every invention at the Fair

Set: Fifth Edition Type: Creature — Cleric Rarity: Common Cost: {B} {1}: Add {B}

Set: Onslaught Type: Instant Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {U} Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand

Ow [Unglued] Rogue Equipment " —Arna KennerüdSet: Unglued Type: Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {B} Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, Ow deals 1 damage to them. Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on?