Ingot Chewer [Ultimate Masters] Metathran and there were seas

and there were seas

"The land has been gracious enough to let you tread upon her for years

Set: Modern Masters Type: Artifact Creature — Myr Rarity: Common Cost: {7} Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control

Sacrifice a Saproling: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn

he inwardly wondered where she had hid the head

Ingot Chewer [Ultimate Masters] Metathran and there were seasSet: Ultimate Masters Type: Creature Elemental Rarity: Common Cost: {4}{R} When Ingot Chewer enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact. Evoke {R} (You may cast this spell for its evoke cost. If you do, it's sacrificed when it enters the battlefield.) Elementals are ideas given form. This one is the idea of "smashitude."