Heart Says Pit, Knees Say Balcony Neon Edition Tee on Comfort Colors colorblast and ready for every adorable

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Heart Says Pit, Knees Say Balcony Neon Edition Tee on Comfort Colors colorblast and ready for every adorableYour soul is still screaming lyrics in a sweaty basement, but your patellas have officially filed for early retirement. This shirt honors the tragic transition from crowd surfing to checking for available seating near the handicap ramp. You can still be the loudest person in the room while sitting comfortably behind a railing. Now in "neon"