Soldevi Simulacrum [Ice Age] Goblin Waiter " you may say "Gotcha

" you may say "Gotcha

Set: Urza's Saga Type: Creature — Giant Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {3}{R}{R} Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control

But inevitably something disturbs their slumber

return a creature you control to its owner's hand unless you compliment an opponent

You may play that card this turn

Soldevi Simulacrum [Ice Age] Goblin Waiter " you may say "GotchaSet: Ice Age Type: Artifact Creature Soldier Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {4} Cumulative upkeep {1} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.) {1}: Soldevi Simulacrum gets +1 +0 until end of turn. They look human until they bleed.